60 Quotes by Tony Rock

I don't understand why black people feel this undying need to want to be down with white people all the time.

I was depressed for a long time.

I haven't been offstage for more than two days since I started doing comedy.

Ask Frank Stallone how far your name gets you.

People say an Oscar validates your career. No, it doesn't. There's more good actors without Oscars than there are with Oscars.

My family is just naturally funny.

You got to be willing to be knocked out to win a fight. You got to be willing to get booed off the stage to get a standing ovation.

It's too expensive to eat healthy. You ever go to Whole Foods? A carrot is, like, seven dollars. McDonald's got double cheeseburgers for a dollar.

You know why kids don't eat fruits? Because fruits don't have any mascots. Every sugary cereal has a bear or a rabbit going , 'Kid! Eat it! Eat it, eat it, eat it!' You're a kid, you're like, 'I got to get that cereal.'