296 Quotes by Tracy Morgan

Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal,

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

To me, politics is a pile of tricks.

Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.

What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.

I love 30 Rock because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.