296 Quotes by Tracy Morgan

Young stand-ups, we ought to do comedy in George Carlin's spirit, in Richard Pryor's spirit, in Jackie Gleason's spirit, in Lucille Ball's spirit, because they did it with the spirit.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

Live every week like it's shark week.

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.

What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man.

When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it.

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.

There's ups and downs of any job. If you worked at the post office, there's ups and downs. You have your good days, and you have your bad days. If you're a housewife, you have your good days, and you have your bad days.