296 Quotes by Tracy Morgan

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.

I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.

Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.