296 Quotes by Tracy Morgan

There aren't a lot of guys out there keeping it real. Everybody's been branded. Everybody's been bought and sold.

Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.

It gets scary when you're dealing with people who don't know how to separate fact from fiction.

I remember when I was on 'Saturday Night Live' my first year, and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready to quit.

Rock bottom for some people is death. Some people never learn from their mistakes. They don't learn from other people's mistakes.

Some people believe everything they see on TV. People, it's called tel-lie-vision!

I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards.

Most creative thing I've ever done? Got somebody pregnant.

We need to learn to laugh at ourselves because when you don't laugh, you cry. And I don't feel like crying.