296 Quotes by Tracy Morgan


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    If she's not spoken for, and you come at her correctly, like a man, she'll get with you.

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    I have the person at home, the person who has his privacy, too. Michael Jackson didn't do the moonwalk in his kitchen.

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    In New York, we get down. In L.A., everybody's pretty much standing around like they're at a keg stand. You got to get the party started, so I just take my shirt off.

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    For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business.

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    If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?

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    I don't even deal with politics. I just don't believe in them. I think politics are politricks. My whole thing is power to the people. I don't put my faith in any one man. I keep my faith in God. That's where I keep my faith.

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