16 Quotes by Trae Crowder
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Men claiming superiority over women because men make more money than they do is like claiming you’re stronger than a lion that you tranquilized and put in a cage.
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If it wasn’t for Prohibition, we wouldn’t have NASCAR, and if it wasn’t for NASCAR we wouldn’t have Dale Earnhardt, and if we didn’t have Dale Earnhardt, then our mamaws wouldn’t have any plates on their walls.
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Pheromones are like titties for your nose.
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Do you really think that if Jesus came back, he’d be hanging out with Ted fuckinging Cruz? Ted Cruz’s wife doesn’t hang out with Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz is a skin-walker and a demon from the nether region.
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Christians just love to feel persecuted in the South.
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If everyone who’s worth a damn just leaves as soon as possible, then what’s left?
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Stop telling everyone how they ort live their lives and how to be and just love.
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