22 Quotes by Travis Luedke

He found her utterly fascinating, a nameless, homeless, naked vampire, sleeping away the day in his bed, wanted by state and federal police.

There’s something sexy about a naked woman gritting her teeth in pain, even when it shouldn’t be sexy.

You are blood of my blood and you will answer to me when I command.

Great sex and awesome food is what conquered the beast, not beauty. The key to happiness is to fuck like a porn star and cook like a five star chef.

People express their arrogance in their failed expectations.

In this life or the next, I hold you to your promise Mikhail Ivelitsch.

The say beauty conquered the beast, but I'll bet lust had a lot to do with it.

How do you change the inevitable? The act of trying to change it could actually cause it to happen.

They were two people staring at each other knowingly, communicating psychically amidst an ocean of deaf, dumb and blind meatsacks.