78 Quotes by Tre Cool

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    I’m a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

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    I’d probably be a burglar, I’d burgle people.

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    I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other’s company and smell each other on the rump.

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    I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

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    It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put that booger that counts.

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    I’ve matured, maybe, but not grown up.

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    Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients ’cause in your stomach it will all come together.

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    I’m like a sack of potatoes, to be abused at will.

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    I’ve never been beaten up! I’m a black belt in Run-Fu.

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