151 Quotes by Trevor Noah

There are many people out there who don't even think of themselves as being averse to facts, but the truth is, they are not getting it.

I don't think things are getting more insane. I do know that the country is more divided than it's ever been. Tensions in America are at their peak.

In my world, a woman was the most powerful thing that I knew. Still is. A woman made the money in my house; a woman made my food. A woman beat my ass when I wasn't a good kid. Women were behind a lot of what spurred South Africa toward democracy.

I know that I cannot change the entire world, but I've always believed I can at least affect change in my world.

Often, people who can do, don’t because they’re afraid of what people that can’t do will say about them doing.

It's an interesting place to begin where the country is completely divided into choosing sides, when the only side everyone should be choosing is the side of America, and then politicians essentially should be arguing about the best way to serve America.

I'm literally driving in the middle of the night, and my phone rings, and my manager says, 'How would you like to be the host of the Daily Show?' I get out the car, and I didn't have legs. You know in those movies where there's an explosion? But instead of the sound of the explosion, you hear the silence. That's literally what happened.