86 Quotes by Triple H

Getting ready to wrestle is like getting ready for a car crash. Getting ready to work with Brock Lesnar is like knowing you're going to get hit by a bus and the bus is going to back over you. If I'm going to work 'WrestleMania,' 16 weeks out I have to start training like I'm Mayweather getting ready for a fight.

I'm friends with Criss Angel. Criss has offered me a million times to go downstairs and see the setup. I don't want to see it. I just want to go, 'God, how did you do that?'

Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here.

Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.

But Shane-O, Shane-O, you've got it all wrong, son. You see, when I pass, I'm not gonna leave my money to you! When I pass, I'm gonna leave all of my money to my beautiful daughter Stephanie... and, and whoever that guy is that knocked her up.

Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him.

Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!

Tear to a glass eye. Tear to a glass eye.