250 Quotes by Tucker Carlson

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is now living in New York.

Europeans take their soccer pretty seriously. So, when this Turkish TV host had the nerve to criticize the local team, the fans decided to do something about it, something like storm the TV studio during a live show.

Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

Television and the way we watch is going to change dramatically in the next year.

All of a sudden, people are going to decide they want to go micro, everything's smaller.

I'm in the business of value judgments .

That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right? Canada spends all of its time thinking about the United States, obsessing over the United States. It's unrequited love between Canada and the United States.