250 Quotes by Tucker Carlson

Would you be a good parent if you despised your children? Would you be a good officer if you didn’t care about the lives of your soldiers?

Canada thinks we’re married; we don’t know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.

Bush’s America. I wish we had more time. I didn’t even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.

I’m a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine.

To politicize a man’s tragic death is about as low as you can go, isn’t it?

I’m for moral blackmail when it comes to putting away child molesters.

If things do get better in Iraq, I’m saying as someone who thinks the war was a mistake. I’m saying that is cause for us all to have a huge party. It’s a big deal if things get better. Because if they don’t get better, our country is going to be hurt for generations.

Christianity isn’t dead. It still has the capacity to scare people. It still gives people the creeps, which means there is still some power behind the religion, as sort of watered down as it can be.

American officials have bent over backwards to show how sensitive they are to Muslim culture. It didn’t seem very effective. They seem to be worried about winning the respect of other people.