250 Quotes by Tucker Carlson

Rich people making their houses bigger in order to make their lives happier wind up hurting their own marriages. There’s a deep irony here. Do the couples perceive that irony?

In the absence of evidence, superstition. It’s a Middle Ages thing. That’s my theory anyway.

The best thing about television news is, it’s immediate. Everything at a news network happens quickly.

In politics as in life, nothing is really hidden, only ignored. A candidate’s character is transparent.

I’m not for cutting off hands but I’m more for cutting off hands than I am for molesting children, if that’s what it takes to stop it. I think that’s fair.

So that all the people who say, you know, “All the media hates America.” A lot of the media does hate America but this is a case of, actually, the press doing its best, I think, to do the right by national security. So good for them.

All of a sudden, people are going to decide they want to go micro, everything’s smaller.

I can’t wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He’s a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.

I’m a small government conservative.