250 Quotes by Tucker Carlson


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    We're talking to Jon Stewart, who was just lecturing us on our moral inferiority. Jon, you're bumming us out.

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    Unaware of the history of American etiquette, many Americans take the America-basher's word for it that foreigners in general, and the English and the French in particular, observe a permanent standard that we fail to meet.

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    You don't watch Crossfire to find out what happened but to makes sense of what happened. You hope that you take the biggest story of the day and help people understand what it means.

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    The traditional anti-fun feminist point of view is that of course men are bad, and they make women do bad things.

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    I spoke to one of his advisers on Thursday who said don't look for anything beyond a sort of tepid 'here's my pal, George,'

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    People say the economy is going well and their lives are fruitful and happy, so then they say they're happy with the president's job performance.

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    The Bush campaign is claiming that they've been working hard and they've had everything in place and they're ready to go and they're going to be able to pull it off. But it's really complicated. Thousands of people are going to get new jobs. The whole city and the whole executive branch are changing.

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