33 Quotes by Vanessa Bayer

It's like, backstage at 'SNL,' like, if you come back after a show or something, or a lot of times even at the after-parties, we're just pretty tired and like, 'Hey, what's up.' Just getting a drink and kind of chilling out. Nothing crazy.

My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.

That was a huge part of my training, doing improv in Chicago.

I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.

I sleep a lot on Sunday. It's really great.

As a child or young adult going through an illness, it can be stressful at times and boring and extremely alienating.