65 Quotes by Vermin Supreme

Free ponies for all Americans!

It will create lots and lots of jobs once we switch over to a pony based economy.

A vote for me is a vote completely thrown away.

I'm the only candidate that will fund time-travel research.

It is only the dogmatic, and the humorless, that don't succumb to my charm.

The system! The whole stinking ball of wax. It's a scam!

As a social anarchist, I believe that capitalism itself is an inherently exploitative hierarchical situation - you do have a boss, you do have somebody in charge.

I'm all about simple, elegant, and effective, and when I wear the rubber boot on my head, it draws a lot of attention.

I'm a friendly fascist.