109 Quotes by Vic Reeves

I mean, when we did 'Families At War,' on Saturday night prime time, people said we were mainstream then. But it wasn't in the least mainstream. The fact that we got that on BBC1 at that time with those ridiculous things, that's as mainstream as we get. We do what we do and people can think that it's mainstream or avant-garde.

We've always had people who don't understand our humour.

The thing is hats don't really suit me because my head's too big, so I always just end up looking like an idiot. So I tend not to wear hats.

You can be a really terrible actor - I won't mention any names - but, as long as you're good-looking, you can get by with it. Okay, Keanu Reeves. He's a diabolical actor, but he still looks good.

When I was young I was shy around girls and never found it easy to talk to them.

I think everyone has to have some kind of hiatus at some point, if only for people to get nostalgic and remember. Then it comes back with a bigger bang. In the meantime, you have to keep busy doing other things.

I don't quite know what zany is. I think they should think of some new words.

If you do a double act for 30 years you kind of get a psychic thing going so you know what the other person's move is and what they're going to say and kind of predict... and you can send psychic messages.

If anything had happened to Bob, I wouldn't have carried on. Me and Bob are a comedy unit.