109 Quotes by Vic Reeves

The comedy I do on TV came from me being at art school and seeing Gilbert and George films, thinking they were hilarious. I was trying to do that, a sketch version of art, and it ended up on TV.

I do one painting per day, I've always done that.

My mum used to paint and my dad did woodturning. We would spend our weekends at craft fairs and art galleries. That was just what we did. We were steeped in that world.

The best way to fry an egg is to let the white out so it forms a base, then drop the yellow bit in the middle.

I can't stand dogs.

I've been accident-prone since I was a kid climbing trees and falling out. I've come off a few motorcycles.

I like to keep myself to myself. I like to stay in my house.

I like to produce something every day. The easiest way to get ideas out is to put them on paper. I like to sit back at the end of every day and think, 'I created that today.'

We've never gone mainstream. Once you've been around on TV for 10 years, people will assume that you're mainstream because they recognise you.