109 Quotes by Vic Reeves

D’you know, I put so much petrol in me car the other day, I couldn’t get in!

I am really trying not to eat cheese at night. It's become a real problem and I have now got high cholesterol. I have to do something about it.

If we started thinking, 'Why's this funny?' we might start incorporating rules into it. I'd be suspicious that it would change the nature of what we do.

I've got an incredibly acute sense of smell, like a bloodhound. My wife borrows perfumes off me. I play the bass, too.

I pretended to be dead in front of a pig once, because I heard that they snuffle you, they try and wake you up, to check if you really are dead. And if you are dead, they eat you, but they like having a little prod first.

Most of my grudges are road-based. Parking and speeding fines.

I can't be bothered with reality shows; I'd rather go and look through someone's letter box.

I came up with the Vic Reeves character for a stage project and people presume that's my name, even when I do other acting jobs.

It was good fun being a pop singer. I had quite a laissez-faire attitude towards it which I think is why it worked.