74 Quotes by Victor Borge

In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.

When I was a little boy and played Liebestraum, my father used to hit me on the head with a newspaper every time I slopped the cadenza . . . I hate Liebestraum.

Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?

Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.

In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.