82 Quotes by Victoria Jackson

Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.

I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet, sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady who seemed kind of, you know, over the top.

I always wanted to be on a sitcom.

I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.

I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.

Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.

Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.

But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you don't have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether they're a movie star.