82 Quotes by Victoria Jackson

It's very scary and the whole business is insecure and you get rejected a lot.

I kind of agreed with that as long as it's not something like Demi Moore being naked in a stripper movie, you know, like I would never do that.

I just wrote my first idea for a sitcom and registered it with the Writers Guild. And I wrote church stuff in there.

I'm sure that if I weren't a Christian, I would probably end up like Chris Farley.

I mean look at Madonna, there's a poster of her all over the world when she has a new album and I don't think they're any good. But there's a lot of PR.

I just started doing stand-up again a year ago.

I do think that the heads of most of the projects out here are pretty totally liberal, pretty much anti-Christianity.

And I used it to help me get my foot in the door in Hollywood because the handstand was my gimmick that no one else had.

And so this year we've made a little experiment, we're trying to live bi-coastally.