485 Quotes by Vincent Okay Nwachukwu

Big headedness is no handicap; wearing a cap to conceal it is utter crap. After all, a big brain cannot be accommodated in a small skull.

That the human ear increases with age while his hearing decreases, is a funny irony.

First impression must be accurate because getting into people’s minds and correcting erroneous viewpoint is impossible.

Sitting on a barber’s swivel chair transforms you to a dummy where you comply without complain. It metamorphoses him into Commander-In-Chief of all dummies. He bombards you with a barrage of orders; turn behind, return middle, move your ear, remove your head. What!

Most intelligent persons are stubborn, because they operate at uncommon wavelengths. In due time, their incorrigibility is acclaimed as foresight.

The ascent from grass to grace is a glorious cruise but the descent is a traumatic bruise.

When an evil deed is recurrent, the initial repugnance diminishes to tolerance; the tolerance transforms to acceptance. The acceptance leads to expectance. For instance, the term necessary evil confers on it the status of benevolence, hence indispensable. This is how, the unbecoming becomes the becoming and the becoming becomes the unbecoming.

Doing our most with time prevents us from being time constrained when there'll no time to check time.

If cock is male and hen is female, then the female of cockroach is ‘henroach’. Are you with me?