25 Quotes by Vivian Stanshall

I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!

Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.

If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.

If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party ...

A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.

I don’t know what I want, but I want it NOW!

Five years ago I was a four-stone apology – today I am two separate gorillas.

If I had all the money I’ve spent on drink – I’d spend it on drink.