442 Quotes by W. S. Gilbert

When everyone is somebody then no one's anybody.

If no one wants to use it, then scrap it.

When a felon s not engaged in his employment, Or maturing his felonious little plans, His capacity for innocent enjoyment Is just as great as any honest mans.

The scared side of Joey Gilbert is gone. There is no doubt in my mind that I can win this fight.

I'm very pleased with how the audit went.

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.

I've seen it in all sorts of industries.

There's a fascination frantic in a ruin that's romantic.

Our players are eager to compete against someone other than themselves, but sometimes things are out of our control.