39 Quotes by W.C. Fields
- Author W.C. Fields
-
Quote
I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
- Share
- Author W.C. Fields
-
Quote
I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
- Share
- Author W.C. Fields
-
Quote
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy, I've done it a thousand times.
- Share
- Author W.C. Fields
-
Quote
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
- Share
- Author W.C. Fields
-
Quote
I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
- Share
- Author W.C. Fields
-
Quote
Why limit happy to an hour.
- Share
- Author W.C. Fields
-
Quote
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
- Share
- Author W.C. Fields
-
Quote
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake— which I also keep handy.
- Share
- Author W.C. Fields
-
Quote
After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
- Share