49 Quotes by Walter Winchell

The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.

A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.

The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets.

Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.

Nothing recedes like success.

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.