44 Quotes by Wavy Gravy

At Marshall Field in Chicago, I had them take a big bed into the menswear department, one with black sheets. I'd get in bed wearing a nightcap, and my fans would get in bed with me, one at a time, and I'd sign their memorabilia. And then I'd give them a free pint of Ben & Jerry's.

A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown suit.

I'm related to the portrait painter George Romney.

I had 500 kids at camp this past summer for example. We do nine weeks for kids and nine days for grown ups every summer. The adult camp is a lot of fun.

Well, this week for example, I was just in Los Angeles making a documentary for German television on whales. They had tried to get me in England where they missed me.

There are no mistakes and it's never boring on the edge of imagination, which is only pure spirit having a bit of fun.

There's always a little bit of heaven, even in a disaster area.

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.