51 Quotes by Weike Wang

  • Author Weike Wang
  • Quote

    The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half in liquid state and half in gaseous, both of which is probably poisonous.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Weike Wang
  • Quote

    When i get into the best college in America, he is cutting radishes for dinner. I have just found out ten minutes ago. I am elated. He puts down the knife to shake my hand and then goes back to cutting radishes.

  • Tags
  • Share


  • Author Weike Wang
  • Quote

    At our next session, the shrink calls this metaphor psychological warfare. You must rise above it, she says. They're just words being said many miles away. That phrase about sticks and stones and bones. But my bones are very brittle. And I am lactose intolerant.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Weike Wang
  • Quote

    You have a brain and two hands, look up the answer yourself. You want to know how to get through life? Pay attention.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Weike Wang
  • Quote

    I am supposed to be helping her prepare for the GRE. Instead, we spend most of the time talking about color. The color of my clothes and shoes. The color of other people's clothes and shoes. The color of the sky when the sun has dipped just low enough to cause red light to bend the most and then, voilà, a sunset.

  • Tags
  • Share


  • Author Weike Wang
  • Quote

    Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle states that to determine the precise location of a particle will only speed up the particle. The same goes for a husband: to ask him exactly where he has been all night will only make him squirm and wiggle and dodge the question more. He will only disappear again.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Weike Wang
  • Quote

    A Chinese proverb: Outside of sky there is sky, outside of people there are people. It is the idea of infinity and also that there will always be someone better than you.

  • Tags
  • Share