49 Quotes by Wendy Liebman

I don’t like to channel surf. You guys like it, don’t you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.

I just got my first bikini. It’s a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you.

I’m going to get married again because I’m more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.

In addition to comedy, I’m a writer. I write checks. They’re not very good.

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw ‘How to be a Stand-up Comedian,’ it resonated. I realized I’d rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.

I’ve been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail asking me if I would participate in the Women in Comedy Festival, I was thrilled.

Most of my childhood is a big blur, 'cause I needed better glasses.

I think it's never too late to start anything, except maybe being a ballerina.

My husband and I had recently been in a car accident, and I came out of that experience with more clarity about my career and the energy to continue to pursue it hard, no matter what the challenges.