35 Quotes by Whitey Herzog

The way we have been playing, I might tell my players not to cross the picket line (umpire strike of 1979).

For being book smart, I thought he (A. Barlett Giamatti) had a lot of street smarts, which is tough to find sometimes.

You sweat out the free agent thing in November, then you make the trades in December. Then you struggle to sign the guys left in January, and in February I get down to sewing all the new numbers on the uniforms.

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.

A slick way to outfigure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure.

One time in spring training, we had the hit-and-run on, and Carl Erskine threw me a curve and I struck out into a double play. I came back to the bench and Casey [Stengel] said, 'next time, tra-la-la.' I didn't know what tra-la-la meant, but next time up, I hit a line drive, right into a double play. When I sat down, Casey came over and said, 'Like I told you, tra-la-la.'

If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic.

If I managed the Cubs, I’d be an alcoholic.

I’d rather go fishing for three years.