60 Quotes by Whitney Cummings

Being on the plane is my catch-up time. I write thank-you notes. I read. I write stand-up jokes.

We're socially constructed to hide our flaws, and that breeds pain for a lot of people.

The indie movie world is like a bad Tinder date, and there are always strings attached.

I'd love to be Katherine Heigl's best friend in a movie!

The most dangerous place I've ever performed standup is in my home state of California.

I wasn't one of those kids who stole Richard Pryor records. I wasn't a comedy-nerd kid. I had no concept of stand-up. Actually, the only inkling of stand-up I had was I read one of Paul Reiser's books when I was, like, 12. I found it at a yard sale, and I carried it around with me for six years.