198 Quotes by Whoopi Goldberg

We forgive sometimes, and sometimes we don't. One thing that's consistent is, at least in the early going, we love to punish and we need to find a villian.

Don't you believe that the punishment should fit the crime? Isn't that what justice is? Letely, though, I wonder if we've gotten more into vengenance than justice.

I should not ever live with anyone, because I just don't have the patience for it. I'm very cranky around other people.

I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.

Art is long, life is short. Unless your funding is f%$ked, in which case all our days are numbered.

If you can handle the fact that people are going to be mad at you when you do what you think is right, you'll be alright.

We're born with success. It is only others who point out our failures, and what they attribute to us as failure.

You couldn't always trust the history books. They told a diluted truth, a truth by committee.

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.