38 Quotes by Will Durst

You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of the Afghanistani Dream have you. Except by bearded hermetic recluses with a fetish for uneducated women dressed as giant shuttlecocks.

Voters want a fraud they can believe in.

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars

The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.

Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.

The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.

President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.

When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.