38 Quotes by Will Durst
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Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don’t know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote.
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There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation’s history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
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When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I’m not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.
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Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we’ll all be driving Iraqi cars.
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It’s okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don’t point.
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The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they’re depending on the research to grow themselves a spine.
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President Bush says we’ve turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we’ve turned? I think they call that running in circles.
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The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it’s commercial-free.
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Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
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