285 Quotes by Will Ferrell

Personal philosophy: Clothing optional

I've had moments in my life when I've thought if I wasn't acting, if I wasn't doing what I do and I had a career in the private sector and I didn't have a family, that I do have some tendencies where I could really kind of have a monastic existence and be okay with it.

I've always been noted for being original and doing different thing. So for me to hop on the train that's going on would be - shoot, if I wanted to hop on the train, I might as well have hopped on gangsta rap back when it was popular and tried to do that.

Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.

I guess destiny is not the path given to us but the path we choose for ourselves.

I don't really have aspirations to be Tom Hanks.

One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy, ... In fact, the chances of finding a job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert -- slim and none, and slim just left the building.

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food.