285 Quotes by Will Ferrell

It doesn’t really exist, this Frat Pack. We run into each other on occasions and we all like each other’s films, I guess, but there isn’t some big funny restaurant or bar where we all hang out. At least, if there is, they haven’t invited me.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life.

Enjoy the little fun things – like taking your kids to school – before they’re all grown up.

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.

I think it just came with me evolving as a person and me understanding that it’s not right to judge or to say anything derogatory about other people, especially if I don’t know them.

I’m a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking – mostly Thai food.

I think you can’t do any action without in some way paying homage to John Woo. He’s the guy who just invented that sort of next level of poetic nasty action.

I’m a Progressive. Much in the same way our founding fathers – who, oddly enough, wouldn’t get elected today – were Progressives.

All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don’t have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.