285 Quotes by Will Ferrell

I’ve always been noted for being original and doing different thing. So for me to hop on the train that’s going on would be – shoot, if I wanted to hop on the train, I might as well have hopped on gangsta rap back when it was popular and tried to do that.

Every time I do a partnership with the corporation, it’s usually – I mean, it is – reflective of me and they really want who I am. They want what I’ve established for my brand and the respect and quality that I’ve established.

You still have that competitive thing where you want to try to make hits. That won’t go away, unless the mayor of show business says my time’s up.

I don’t even consider myself an impressionist, really.

I’ve got no dark secrets, I wasn’t beaten up, my parents were kind to me and there was a low crime rate where we lived. Maybe that’s where the comedy comes from, as some sort of reaction to the safe, boring suburbs.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat, and I built a boat.

I'm a Cancer; I'm music-passionate. I like long walks on the beach.

I make up a new dance move. It's called the “move on with your life".

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.