285 Quotes by Will Ferrell

At a nerd wedding, they don't say, "I do." They say, "I accept the terms and condition.

Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to go straight.

Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

So, Dale. I don't know how much you know about therapy, but it usually starts by you telling me a little something about yourself.

Retiring and sailing around the world on my boat. We are living the dream.

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.