58 Quotes by Will Forte

It takes a certain type of person to register your ‘Donkey Kong’ score. So I’m just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.

When I was a kid watching “The Blues Brothers,” I could not think of a better thing than watching 300 cop cars crash into each other.

I don’t know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

I’m a very bad impersonator so I can’t even remember if I’ve ever done a sports person. I mean, I think I was Bruce Jenner once but I don’t think I said anything in the sketch I was just sitting there in a like a bronze track suit. No dialogue. They don’t trust me with dialogue.

You can do anything to my food and I’ll still eat it.

I’m kind of under the radar. Not a lot of people notice me. Which is surprising, because I’m so sexy. They’re probably intimidated by my sexiness and crushability.

I’m not very good at impersonations.

There are all kinds of people who I watch and marvel at. Just so many. I'll watch something and go, 'Could I ever have done that?'

I try to be a good person - I don't always succeed, but that's what I'm shooting for.