1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and then when we get another one in he's worse. So, I am always in favor of keeping the one we've got and let the other go.

You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.

... out here I had been putting what little money I had in Ocean Frontage, for the sole reason that there was only so much of it and no more, and that they wasent making any more...

You should pay on things that you buy outside of bare necessities. I think this sales tax is the best tax we have had in years.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury.