1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

You can’t legitimately kick on income tax, for it’s on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at land, farms, homes, stores, vacant lots. You pay year after year on them whether you make it or not.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.

I never met a man that I didn’t like.

In a real estate man’s eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell.

I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met a man I didn’t like.

There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain’t a thing.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it’s not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.

Candidates have been telling you that if elected they would ‘pull you from this bog hole of financial misery.’ Now is a good chance to get even with ’em, by electing ’em, just to prove what a liar they are.

Where I come from, they won’t let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.