1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Horses raise what the farmer eats and eats what the farmer raises. You can’t plow the ground and get gasoline.

Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.

The French couldn’t hate us any more unless we helped ’em out in another war.

If you don’t have malice in our heart, it doesn’t come across harsh.

There ought to be one day – just one – when there is open season on senators.

That’s the trouble with a politician’s life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it’s not going to go up, don’t buy it!

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don’t divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.