1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can’t make anybody believe that he has it.

Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell’em what they will do.

Things will get better – despite our efforts to improve them.

The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

We are always yapping about the ‘Good Old Days’ and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there is a lot of hooey to it. There is a whole lot of all our past lives that wasn’t so hot.

The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can’t help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.

A president just can’t make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on.

I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.