1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

I go too fast to see much, only the tops of everything. I’ve got to prowl slow some time through this country.

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a martyr.

An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.

Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they’re not making any more.

There is no income tax in Russia. But there’s no income.

And if you call one a real estate agent and he won’t sell you anything. He is a REALATOR. It’s the same as what the old fashioned real estate agent used to be only the commission is different.

Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles’s religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?

It’s almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.

The problem ain’t what people know. It’s what people know that ain’t so that’s the problem.