1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Any person that don’t read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can’t even agree among our own judges?

I love words but I don’t like strange ones. You don’t understand them and they don’t understand you. Old words is like old friends, you know ’em the minute you see ’em.

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else’s life.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I’m in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.

Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that’s the only way I know to clear the thing up.

Don’t invite me if you don’t want me.

It’s the greatest game I ever saw. You can’t lose. Everybody buys to sell and nobody buys to keep. What’s worrying me is who is going to be the last owner. It’s just like an auction; the only one stuck is the last one.