1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it’s been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Common sense ain’t common.

I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neighbors to the south. We could never understand why Mexico wasn’t just crazy about us, for we have always had their good will, and oil and minerals, at heart.

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there’s no accounting for anyone’s taste.

It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

There wasn’t any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn’t a Deliberate Lie, why it was an Exaggerated Falsehood.

Ignorance lies not in the things you don’t know, but in the things you know that ain’t so.

Don’t wait to buy land, buy land and wait.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can’t buy enough to eat.