1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.

A stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet.

There is a terrible lot of us who don’t think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it’s not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.

It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

My forefathers didn’t come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.

You never know how much a man can’t remember until he is called as a witness.

Elections are a good deal like marriages. There’s no accounting for anyone’s taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.

I love horses and I only ask-don’t let me know which one we are eating today.