1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn’t, too.

A king can stand people’s fighting but he can’t last long if people start thinking.

It’s the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails.

Some say, what is the Salvation of the Movies? I say, run ’em backwards. It can’t hurt ’em and it’s worth a trial.

Don’t be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain’t half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.